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grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(Source: malumsau)

thewearysavantponders:


purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

(Source: ragdollvera)

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

I suppose one could call it A Gentleman’s Guide to Murder… or should I say Love and Murder?

(Source: birdlaces)

highfunctioningmetacrisis:

are these two even real?

highfunctioningmetacrisis:

are these two even real?

When the newbie says he’s “so excited” for his first tech week

whatwouldthespiscallme:

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goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

roryomalley:

shows with fantastic costume design

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