arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
SHEEP HAD A PRETTY FACE,
BUT HER HERD WAS OFF IN SPACE
HE BECAME A SUPERGOAT
BLEATIN’ ON HIS GUITAR.
Audra McDonald in Lady Day.
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
the one TRUE secret to a great sex life
If I say a bad word do u guys promise not to tell my parents
ur not my real dad
Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths
(In the best way)
Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.
I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result!
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho
holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars
this fucks me the fuck up
what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do